"If you’re sad, add more lipstick and attack."
|me:||whats your opinion on tampons
|little brother:||they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
|me:||then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
|me:||for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
|little brother:||well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
|me:||that is a fantastic point
'Just had my day brightened up. Big Caribbean army bloke in front of me on the DLR knitting. Old lady turns to him and says “I didn't know men could knit”. He turns to her and in his best Caribbean accent says “No ma'am, the only thing men can't do is have babies. And there's nothing women can't do.” '
DLR= Docklands Light Railway, London
love everything about this.
So much insight here.
It’s the first OFFICIAL Marvel’s “Guardians of the Galaxy” Dancing Groot toy, thanks to Funko! Hitting shelves soon…
Pls be available in the UK! Want for boyfriend’s birthday!!
Also want for the boyfriends birthday!!
i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night
- the ghost of i fucked up
- the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
- and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future
is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING